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Thomas Callaway
Thomas Callaway @TheThirdThomas
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...he makes the best jokes about genocide.
Téa
Téa @RangedPuppet
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because you can't top the quality of hilariousness!
Paul Sellick
Paul Sellick @paulsellick
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #humor because...He could be real - I'm taking no chances #PascalsBet
Hal Hawkins
Hal Hawkins @HalHawkins
I nominate @TheTweetofGod for a Shorty Award in #humor because I don't want to get smited again this year.
Marcela Susana
Marcela Susana @Marcela_Sue
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because if I don´t I'll burn in hell
Alex Price
Alex Price @PriceyOriginal
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... as an atheist this makes me happy.
Emlyn Addison
Emlyn Addison @emlynaddison
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because the real god is not computer literate.
Filip Aleksandrow
Filip Aleksandrow @PixelSurgery
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because I can't afford to get my car repainted.
Shannon Holmes RRPr
Shannon Holmes RRPr @ShannonHolmesRR
@TheTweetOfGod I nominated @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because I don't want to be cursed or have my car keyed.
Maureen Waterhouse
Maureen Waterhouse @MOWaterhouse
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #humor because He loves us enough to tell us we're all going to Hell.
PH.D IN BEASTOLOGY
PH.D IN BEASTOLOGY @BEASTSCRIBER
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because...I am his humble servant....and I want free stuff
MadMatt
MadMatt @mattrohrbacher
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #comedian because God is just for FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!
Dany Rioux
Dany Rioux @TheMadJack
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... What? He's fake? He's so "lifelike". :/
Maureen
Maureen @BlankUserName30
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... This guy rocks!
Rob Bonstin
Rob Bonstin @bonstone
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... He's hilarious! and I don't want my car keyed
joshlebo
joshlebo @joshlebo
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because she/he/it is freaking hilarious
Sarah S
Sarah S @SarahWeirdo
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because... I think he'll smite me if I don't!
Scott Bassin
Scott Bassin @sbassin
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because I'm afraid of what will happen if I don't.
MagicalNinjaWizard
MagicalNinjaWizard @BritishBatman
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #God because if i don't he'll curse me... and key my car.
JCaron
JCaron @widgg
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he's THE one... according to himself!
Princess Scribe
Princess Scribe @princess_scribe
I nominate @thetweetofgod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he watches me in my sleep.
Sam VS
Sam VS @drsamtam
I nominate @TheTweetofGod for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because yes.
Paul Sellick
Paul Sellick @paulsellick
I nominate @TheTweetOfGod for a Shorty Award in #justinbieber because...He's an eternal fan