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The Shorty Interview
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What's your best tweet?
I have no idea. I like them all. I wouldn't tweet them if I didn't.
What are six things you could never do without?
My family. Tampons, for sure. Soap. Cereal. My Laptop and a good internet connection.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use Twitter to promote my written articles and also to make a fool of myself. Works like a charm
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
It's not funny but that Cutting for Bieber stuff was awful and so dumb. I had to mention it for its sheer stupidity. Really people, WTF?
What feature should Twitter add?
We should be able to edit Tweets for that occasional typo bcuz typs mkes yu lok illiterte <-----see?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Wentworth Miller, because I want him to help me write this fantastic screenplay I've got in my head. I'm actually serious about this one :-)
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I hate Cray and also Totes. They sound ridic.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Yes! @PassionPit b/c I love their music & @GeorgeTakei b/c he's the coolest guy on the planet
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. I unfollow someone when their TL is spammy or just a whole bunch of the same stuff all the time
Why should we vote for you?
Because I have the best (and funniest) T.V. reviews on the web!! Also because I'm all kinds of crazy. It's a fun ride
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Nominate @thedoo2u for a Shorty Award
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
There's this one guy who pretends to be a famous TV star. I think it's cute that he thinks I fell for it. I find mental problems interesting
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#ThingsMyMotherUsedToSpankMeWith I thought it was funny. I was a naughty child.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I pretty much just say what's on my mind
What inspires you to tweet?
Other people, current events, my job...watching paint dry....oh yeah, booze, there's that
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't be monotonous or tweet stupid stuff...personal problems also sucketh
How long can you go without a tweet?
Not long. I've never tried to find out. I don't think you want me to either
What question are we not asking here that we should?
I have no idea. We're not done yet. Maybe this should be the last question?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
They may expand the character limit but I hope not. Some people really shouldn't have more than 140 characters. I'm probably one of them
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@LuckyLanceJ uses Twitter to help the underprivileged. He basically spreads joy all over the place.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Wow. There are so many, it's hard to pick just one. All these assholes are funnier than me
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That tweeters are mindless idiots, we're silly idiots....not mindless
Why should people follow you?
Because I've earned my masters in sarcasm
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@BuzzworthyRadio has a great podcast, @Zigs26 is awesome b/c she RT's everything & @CHTagawa is great for moral support, <3 him
How do you decide what to tweet?
If I think it's funny I'll probably tweet it. I don't have much of a filter
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
Well basically I just look at all the beautiful people on there and think, I'd better get my sloppy old ass in gear
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
This Christmas my family and I discovered and underprivileged girl on Twitter who we decided to help out. It felt good to give back
Why'd you start tweeting?
I thought it would be a fun way to meet people. I had no idea what I was getting into
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes, it's been a great vessel for making awesome new friends oh and also the work thing...yeah I tweet that crap too
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Compliment each other
How will the world change in the next year?
I imagine the boom in technology will enrich us in ways we haven't imagined yet. There's always a new gadget around the corner
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Tweeting too much about personal problems. Occasionally we all have a bad day but too much is a big no, no. That means you Pissy Polly
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Probably a lot like it is now. The technology changes, but people basically remain the same - assholes

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