What's your best tweet?
"Se eu tiver um filho testemunha de jeová eu não boto pra fora de casa senão ele vai ficar batendo palma no portão até eu abrir."
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Tweeting my videos to my followers every hour.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
Take an instant picture when you hit send on Twitter. I always imagine the user's face when I read a tweet.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I want to follow everybody's dog.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I've never won any award. This can be traumatizing.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Best sour candy, funniest dog breeds AND wheat.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I've talked to Jesus once.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I sign all of them. In my mind.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't waste your time trying to be serious because you will look funny, don't waste your time trying to be funny because you will look stupid
How long can you go without a tweet?
30 minutes and 40 seconds.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I hope someday we may tweet videos and they all play at once in your timeline, it will sound like downtown of a big city.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
One of the misconceptions of Twitter is believing someone is actually listening (reading) what you're saying (writing). It's a big monologue.
Why should people follow you?
Because they will be blessed.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I don't. I let the voices in my head force me to do it.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
Taking photos of my bodybuilder training.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
Now my mom can stalk me better than when I used to live with her.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I was tired to talk to my dog.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes totally. Twitter changed the way I used to waste my time online.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I wish people would do more intelligent tweets on Twitter.
How will the world change in the next year?
The dinosaurs shall come back to life.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
A lot of overweight people, and silly hats.