What are six things you could never do without?
Taxes, Taxes, Taxes, Taxes, Taxes, Taxes.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I am currently crying over my taxes.
What feature should Twitter add?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I am currently doing taxes.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I have. Because the person didn't do their taxes.
Why should we vote for you?
My taxes are being ruined by my tears.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I did taxes for somebody.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
I am currently doing my taxes.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Me. Because I do my taxes.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
I hate everything but I love my taxes.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I decide what to tweet based on how much I get back on tax returns.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I want others to do their taxes.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
Why'd you start tweeting?
I started tweeting so I could entertain people while I'm doing taxes.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
No, I am still doing my taxes.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I wish they would do their taxes more.
How will the world change in the next year?
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I am so happy that I am doing my taxes right now.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I cannot cry anymore so I am going to continue my taxes.