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The Shorty Interview
with Hazel Hayes

What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
Is this a trick question? All the other ones have been about Twitter, so...
What feature should Twitter add?
A free tea bag with every post. Preferably Barry's Gold Blend.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I was gonna say Patrick Stewart, but I just checked and he is absolutely there. Nobody panic!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
@UgandanPrinceEasyMoneyz. He said he'd give me five million ugandan pounds. He lied.
Why should we vote for you?
Primarily because I'm Irish, I would have thought. But also because I'm a really lovely girl.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Edwina Currie once tweeted me. That was pretty cool.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I really don't. They're pretty bog standard.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
Sometimes I tell people not to be assholes. Does that count?
Why'd you start tweeting?
Ciaran O'Brien made me set up an account while I was drunk. I've since filed charges.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I know far more about my friends than I would like to. And strange people I've never met can now contact me directly.
How will the world change in the next year?
It'll probably 'end' again.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Post Zombie Apocalypse Chic

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