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The Shorty Interview
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What's your best tweet?
In my mind, they're all my best. Otherwise what's the point?
What are six things you could never do without?
My shitbox, my shitbox, my shitbox, my shitbox, my shitbox, and... um..my shitbox.
Twitter or Facebook?
What's a Facebook? It sounds disgusting.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
There's this sexy Siamese down the street. I think Twitter would be a great way to stalk her. I mean get to know her.
Why should we vote for you?
Just take your clothes off, sit back, keep your hands away from your privates, and read my tweets.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Well.. Purina Cat Chow followed me. If you're a cat, that's like the Lady Gaga of cat brands.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I'm just me. I like to use a blend of humor, and crap. It seems to be working.
What inspires you to tweet?
Basically, cats rule, and I'm a cat so... also I remind people of their cats, here and gone. That's pretty cool. Meow.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Only cause they think I should be sleeping.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't try to be something you're not. Like all these idiots who think they're cats.
How long can you go without a tweet?
One day, and then I start to get constipated.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Would you like your Shorty Award in catnip form?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Some people seem to think it's reputable. I mean, talking fucking cats for fuck's sake.
Why should people follow you?
Whether you love cats or hate cats, I'm consistently, mildly funny either way. Sometimes.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I like to just come out and call my followers fat. I don't know if that motivates them or not.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
They don't know I have a Twitter acct. They think I just sleep all day.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I needed something to do between shits, and discovering cosmological phenomena.
How will the world change in the next year?
I'm a cat, how the fuck should I know? There will be just under 12,837,938,368 more cats. We'll be coming out of your asshole.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
You mean faux paws? Stealing tweets.

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Andrew @andrewfaith
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Cocoa Puff & Bobbie @CHOCLABLOVER
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Infiniteequalizer @blcritique
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