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The case
for SarcasticRover

The Shorty Interview
with SarcasticRover

What's your best tweet?
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to make jokes with other writers. We all secretly hate each other and wish we could be best friends. It's fun.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
I like the standard Twitter app for iPad.
Twitter or Facebook?
Can you repeat the question? <tries to like his own reply, then favs it>
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
What feature should Twitter add?
More feelings. And religion.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
I think Peter O'Toole's twitter would be pretty hilarious and cranky. Also Stephen Hawking should be on here.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
All of them. JK. BTW YOLO
Why should we vote for you?
Because ROBOT ON F--KING MARS.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I write from the point of view of a robot trapped on Mars. That does a lot of my work for me.
What inspires you to tweet?
Peer pressure and procrastination.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
I used to, but that stopped right about the time I stopped tweeting too much.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Is tweet now a euphemism for sex?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine Twitter will change in the future by lowering the character limit to 7 and then every tweet will be swear words or YOLO.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) - an awesome supporter and inspiration for science, plus one hell of a moustache.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it has anything to do with the internet.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
No. They're already named, and they're fantastic.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I just kind of barf it out, then edit, then wait and ask myself if people will yell at me for it. If the answer is 'maybe' - then I tweet it.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I do not. If anything I try to promote sedentary values. Like reading Twitter and doing a science.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Boredom and an overabundance of bad jokes.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
It has made me more inclined to tweet.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
All-caps Hulk accounts about a thing. Also more variety, and science, and pictures of food.
How will the world change in the next year?
It will have more Tweets in it. Also dragons.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Religion. Also feelings.

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Most recent nominations
for SarcasticRover

Cosmic Penguin
Cosmic Penguin @Cosmic_Penguin
I endorse @SarcasticRover in the Shorty category #nonhuman because it feeds iron dust and shoot lasers for a living!
Mark Crowley
Mark Crowley @rateldajer
I endorse @SarcasticRover in the Shorty category #nonhuman because he's the funniest stranded robot on Twitter.
Shaun Norris
Shaun Norris @ShaunNorris1979
I endorse @SarcasticRover in the Shorty category #nonhuman because...the tweets are a funny twist on the fact
Nicole Bardy
Nicole Bardy @NBardy34
I endorse @SarcasticRover in the Shorty category #nonhuman because...it's a sassy Mars rover. What else do you need?
Marcie Steerman
Marcie Steerman @MPSteerman
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... #doingascience is way cooler than a cat video
Maureen Davis
Maureen Davis @maureendavis
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...sarcasticrover makes Mars science FUNNY
Crystal B. Shepeard
Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...SCIENCE!
Elizabeth Koprucki
Elizabeth Koprucki @ekoprucki
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because she cracks me up and promotes science!
Matt Heverly
Matt Heverly @Matt_Heverly
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because I laugh and learn at the same time #LetsDoAScience
Marie G
Marie G @GreenMarie99
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... #Mars #sarcasm #rocks
Geordie Stowell
Geordie Stowell @PugPenthouse
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...it has best/most intelligent science humour!
Nhyrvana
Nhyrvana @Nhyrvana
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... SCIENCE and reasons.
Ízaro López García
Ízaro López García @askewmind
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because in space no one can hear you laugh
Lisa Knezha
Lisa Knezha @macrogirl
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because following him makes me want to do a science!
Mike Pollock
Mike Pollock @50showsat50
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...it's not easy to be funny when you're in a cold di
Ian Gooding
Ian Gooding @IanGooding1
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...He makes a science rock ! (and He's very humorous)
Scientists Speak
Scientists Speak @ScientistsSpeak
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because i enjoy schadenfreude of a lonely abandoned robot.
Zsuzsa Tóth
Zsuzsa Tóth @cyberina
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he is on Mars with humor, a laser and he rocks!
michael barnes
michael barnes @Barnesm_
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because I fear the machine.
Anthony Hortin
Anthony Hortin @maddisondesigns
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he's on frkn Mars! With Lasers! &amp; science 'n stuff
Matt Watterworth
Matt Watterworth @MattWatterworth
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he makes me feel good inside.
Sandy / Cass
Sandy / Cass @socalheart
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... Science!
Gary Barnes
Gary Barnes @Easily_Pleased
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because science! and jokes and weary sighs of resignation.
 ❧Ämber βilow❧
❧Ämber βilow❧ @bluemoon00
I nominate @SarcasticRover for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...she make people love science with humor.