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The Shorty Interview
with Roger Smith

What's your best tweet?
Folks, I need your vote. And a designated driver.
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Those black rubber bracelets from '84 were pretty funny.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Mitt Romney. I'd really like to... What? He has one? Funny. How soon we forget... #LosersArePeopleToo
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#EnoughWithTheStupidQuestions. #Can'tIJustWinThisWithoutDoingAnyWork? #BevedereStartsIn10Minutes
How do you make your tweets unique?
Have you seen my tweets? I've got the most unique tweets in town. Big, voluptuous, natural tweets. Go ahead. Feel 'em.
What inspires you to tweet?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
"Should we wrap up this interview?"
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I saw Madonna use her Twitter back in '87. It was me, Sean, Warren, and Brent Scowcroft. That woman knew how to use her Twitter.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
People think it's for other people to spout off on whatever's on their mind. It's not. It's for scoring coke.
Why should people follow you?
How do you decide what to tweet?
Take a sip of chardonnay, a puffs a cohibo robusto, hit my fossil bong, a nip of meth, a touch of H and a handful of whatevers in my purse.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I. Do. Not. Do. That.
Why'd you start tweeting?
If NPH does it, I do it.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter has definitely changed my life. I have a much better understanding of what @joeliberman is doing on a daily basis.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
See wikipedia entry for "Anthony Weiner" for complete instructions.

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