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The Shorty Interview
with Landon Basement

What's your best tweet?
Has anyone else noticed that old people never drown? What does this mean?
What are six things you could never do without?
1. Laughter 2. Friendship 3. Separate stalls for peeing and pooping 4. the ability to queef on command 5. Kelly Clarkson 6. Kiki
Twitter or Facebook?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
I would love to see the Peeing Stall get its own feed. I'm sure it has some incredible stories to tell.. I hear Lea Michele used it once.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
@IthacaCollege. It would be an honor to be recognized as the greatest floor of any of their buildings.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
No, and because she was kind of a bitch.
Why should we vote for you?
With your help, we can answer that immortal question, "How can this be?"
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Once the illustrious @TheRebeccaCorry tweeted at us. It was incredible.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
The hilarious stories of the people who live between my walls are unique enough.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Do want you want, 'cuz a pirate is free. You are a pirate.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
People underestimate how much you can say in 140 characters. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.
Why should people follow you?
I think my followers will find that being a part of this Twitter experience will allow them to truly live with the Basement Rats.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
I sure can. Nobody does what she does like @CassieWalters_. I also enjoy having @jaredwolf74 inside me.
How do you decide what to tweet?
There's no filtration system. The world needs to know what Landon Basement thinks.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
"Family" describes perfectly what we are, and the family that laughs together stays together.
Why'd you start tweeting?
The world needs to know what's happening in Landon Basement. LB is an experience to be shared. It belongs to the people.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post pictures of themselves frowning and winking simultaneously
How will the world change in the next year?
I just want to see more togetherness in the world.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Following someone just to get a follow and then unfollowing them is so cunty.

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