What's your best tweet?
If our next child is a girl, I'm naming her Karma. So when people say "Karma's a bitch," she can snap and be like "that's right."
What are six things you could never do without?
1) My son 2) My husband 3) My friends 4) My iPhone 5) Sunshine 6) The show "Big Brother"
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Favstar.fm - I like it because it ranks your tweets for you, so you can visit it and see your "best of."
Twitter or Facebook?
I can't stand Facebook. I call it "Fakebook" because everybody puts their best foot forward, and it's so unhealthy and not real.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Recently a comedian @brendonwalsh
did this whole fake apology for a negative tweet he did. It was dramatic and confusing and brilliant.
What feature should Twitter add?
The ability to do a "silent tweet." In other words, if I want to make a tweet that only the mentioned person can see.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Parker Posey. I literally imagine what she would tweet, and it's beyond. Where are you, girl?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Nothing is off limits. If it contributes to a joke, I'll shorten it. Most recently I shortened "motherfucking ridiculous" to MFR.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Just a few - but they will: @capricecrane, @DannyZuker, and @robdelaney. They're missing out on a fabulous party.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Ugh. All the time. I'm very fickle about who I follow. If someone tweets constantly, they need to learn to edit the garbage out.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I am 100% real. I represent a shift in global thinking, and I will only continue to take things to the next level.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I'm talking with a television producer about a show. That is very surreal considering I've only been doing this for a few months.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#ProjectBasicBitch. A 'basic bitch' is just a plain jane, and everyone loves when I rip them up (even though I have my basic moments).
How do you make your tweets unique?
I come from a bitchy dad perspective. That, in itself is unique. Plus I do outlandish morning inspirational tweets that are NSFW.
What inspires you to tweet?
My son, stupid shit celebrities do, current world events, basic bitches.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No. I keep my tweets to a minimum - ten a day, unless I'm live-tweeting something. If I did, I would just bitch-slap them anyway.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
It's all about your name. Be yourself. Think of Twitter as a game. Don't be annoying.
How long can you go without a tweet?
A few hours. I think in tweets now, which is really irritating.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Hopefully it won't. I think the beauty of Twitter is in it's simplicity. Facebook is constantly evolving and it's annoying.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
My favorite would have to be my shero, @JennyJohnsonHi5. She is unflinching and forced Chris Brown to shut down his account for a few days.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's to be taken seriously. I mean, it is and it isn't. There's some truth in jest, but mainly it's all a big joke.
Why should people follow you?
I'm going to constantly change it up and surprise you. At times I'm obnoxious, at times I'm inspiring. It's always so so fresh.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
My faves - @tigersgoroooar, @trevso_electric, @aguywithnolife, @TheSomeGuyShow, @Kyle_Lippert, @andylassner, @bazecraze.
How do you decide what to tweet?
It all depends on the day. I get stuck in modes. Some days I'm nice, some days I'm corny. I just think of stuff on the fly and type it in.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
Basically my message is BE YOURSELF AND BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE. What's better than that, am I right?
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
I've come full circle and realized that for some, I'm just a jokester, but for others, a role model. I love that idea, and am going for it.
Why'd you start tweeting?
To convey that gay parenting is really just parenting, there's no difference. To inspire gay youth, and make fun of my favorite celebrities.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes, in a way. I never expected to take off the way I did. Nothing makes me happier than hearing "you're my idol." It's constant adulation.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
I honestly think this is the year that gay rights are going to become paramount. It has been building for 40 years, and it's time.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I break all of the rules, so everything I do.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Technology-based. Smaller. Picking up the phone will seem antiquated. Every child will be born with an Apple ID.