What's your best tweet?
Well I once saved the earth from global alien takeover with a strategic tweet - but of course you all remember that.
What are six things you could never do without?
the people I love, the concept of balance, hope, laughter, irony, and of course sauce
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to keep in touch with fans, to promote/share new content, and keep in touch with important contacts.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
The...twitter app I guess...
Twitter or Facebook?
Don't make me sophie'schoice them.
What feature should Twitter add?
I already told you - ROBOTS
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Hippos. Share the wisdom, Hippos. I know you're holding out on us.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Essentially all of them. Except for "QT" of course.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Rachel Maddow. What do I have to do to get her to notice me!?!
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, but only because she GOT IN MY WAY.
Why should we vote for you?
If you've been moved by the work I do in New Media, especially on The LBD and Cracked.com. Also, you're already here, you might as well.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
I already used up all my wishes on ma birtday
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Well, I received a very supportive tweet from Taco Bell that I will cherish to the end of my days.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
Stop making me wish things!
How do you make your tweets unique?
What inspires you to tweet?
My fans. Things that inspire me. Things that make me laugh. Things that gross me out. Things I want to eat.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Not yet, thank god. I hate getting called out for things.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Dear new user, you're too late and you'll never catch up. GIVE UP NOW.
How long can you go without a tweet?
About as long as I can hold my breath. Which is actually several weeks. #imawesome
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Well I don't remember answering any questions about my medical history which seems like an oversight...
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
The Green Brothers. What a force of good those guys are.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
My friend @Lourdes_Avila. I'm addicted.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
It has anything to do with birds.
Why should people follow you?
I'm sensing some animosity in your tone of voice.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
It's a twenty-five step process, similar to how we determine our national elections. Contact my office and I'll fax over the paperwork.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
The exchange of positivity, wisdom, resources, encouragement, and humor that take place through social media enrich my life daily.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
It actually mostly allows my mom to keep tabs on me. Hi Mom! I'll pay that parking ticket tomorrow, I swear.
Why'd you start tweeting?
To have a way to connect with fans. Also, because I was becoming hopelessly unhip - it was my last resort.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Well, I now dream in 140 characters or less. Thanks twitter!
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post more selfies OBVIOUSLY.
How will the world change in the next year?
Hopefully less gridlock in congress and fewer spiders. A man can dream.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Tweeting something you thought you were direct messaging can get you in trouble I hear...
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I choose to believe Newt Gingrich - and if I have my way I will be living on that 1st moon colony pioneering low-gravity community theatre.