What's your best tweet?
Person tweets me: "Bea, what's a secret we don't know about you?" My tweeted reply: "I'm a man."
What are six things you could never do without?
Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Chapstick. Bacon. Bacon.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#directionersarebeautifullovebeliebers and vice versa because I'm betting most beliebers are also directioners.
What feature should Twitter add?
Twitter needs a button that you can press, so a butler will bring you bacon. Accept I don't have a butler. So they need those too.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My mom. I could tweet her things like, "Make me a sammich affective immediately."
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I REFUSE TO SHORTEN WORDS AT ALL.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
This dude who's picture was of a hippo and he kept messging me like we were dating and I don't date hippos.
Why should we vote for you?
Idk I'm just a weirdo. Maybe becase I'm aware and proud of the fact that I'm weird.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#ibb (I'll Be Back) because #brb
means Be Right Back but sometimes I won't be back for a while, but I will come back eventually.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
is the homie. She makes all these sick edits for me. She's weird too. Yayy.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#embracingmycraziness Because everyone should.
How do you make your tweets unique?
I tweet the things that most people probably think about, but don't actually tweet themselves.
What inspires you to tweet?
Completely random and usually stupid things.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
TWITTER ONLY GIVES YOU 140 CHARACTERS WHICH I ASSURE YOU IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO TELL YOUR LIFE STORY.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Long enough to eat and pee.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK. I've always wanted to know where that chick pulls it out of.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine that the twitter people will KEEP MAKING NEW ANNOYING UPDATES.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
The people who use a perfectly good twitter account to hate on me yayy.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That you won't get addicted to it.
Why should people follow you?
Why shouldn't people follow me?
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
Not really. Most people act the same: The boys who post pictures of their bodies, the girls who tweet about boys who do that. Ehh.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I tape a printout of each possible tweet to each of my friends. Then I have them fight to the death. I tweet the winner's. Jk. I just tweet.
How do you use social media to motivate yourself or others to live a healthier life?
I'm able to tell people it's okay to be who you are.
How has social media helped bring your family closer together and #keepgoodgoing?
Um, was it suppost to do that?
Why'd you start tweeting?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter is the reason why I'm a lazy bum.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Post ridiculous pictures of themselves.
How will the world change in the next year?
I'll release an album. Boom.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I don't know what a faux pa is.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I don't have a freakin chrystal ball.